That is the question.
A camera! a camera! my kingdom for a camera!
With a nod to Shakespeare, Hamlet and King Richard III.
Wow! That makes it sound like I read Shakespeare, doesn’t it? Well, they may have forced me to read Hamlet in college… Or maybe I just saw Mel Gibson one time, I don’t recall.
But that is how I feel sometimes. I want to shoot pictures, but I never seem to have my camera when I see something shoot-worthy. And when I do have my camera, it’s annoying trying to keep up with because it’s like a big rock. A rock with a strap…and a case, which actually makes it easier to carry than just a rock. But you get the idea. I think my friend Chris (@pbchris62) has the right idea. He goes driving purposely to take pics. That way he’s sure to have his camera when he sees something to shoot. He must close his eyes the rest of the time.

Yellowstone Prong - Graveyard Fields NC
I guess my love of shooting things goes back to my teen years. I wanted to produce a slide show of the creation story, complete with self-performed music and narration. I was shooting real slides. I used Kodachrome for you old school photographers out there (that name would make a great song wouldn’t it.) Hey, it was before Photoshop, PowerPoint, digital photography – even dirt, if you ask my kids. I never actually finished it (I seem to have to say that way too much), but I did shoot a LOT of landscape shots with an eye for keeping man-made objects out of the frame. Of course, living in the mountains of Western North Carolina made it pretty easy.
Back in the day, I had this awesome Minolta SLR with a bunch of lenses and accessories. I would shoot just about anything. But not weddings. I wouldn’t shoot weddings, because my shutter was so loud it sounded like I slammed a vault door shut. You know, one of those movie vault doors that are really deep and loud and continue reverberating for what seems to be hours? Just imagine the silence of the wedding vows pierced by KA-CHOONK-choonk-choonk-choonk (how’s that for onomatopoeia? How’s that for sounding well-educated?) Everyone turns and stares at me as I try to disappear (anyone who has seen me, knows that I am unlikely to disappear.) “Oh, I’m sorry, I just threw my camera through the wall.” It didn’t end well. That was my last wedding attempt.

Saluda River - Possum Kingdom SC
I primarily shot candids (they weren’t candid after the first shot), landscapes and nature. I tried shooting wildlife, but that daggum Minolta gave me away every time. But it had awesome lenses and I loved it so when it was time to buy a digital, I looked for a Minolta. In retrospect, I prefer Nikon, but since photography was only one of my several hobbies, I couldn’t justify the additional expense. I ended up with the Minolta DiMage 5 that I’ve had for years now. I like it, but, since I decided not to rant in this blog, I won’t to go on and on about the focus issue and the cost of getting it checked out (and not necessarily repaired.)
But anyway, I still shoot candids (ask some of the folks that I’ve surprised over the years), but I prefer landscapes. The shot of Looking Glass Rock at the top of this page is a portion of a panoramic that I shot a couple years ago. The Saluda River to the right was a cold January morning with fog hanging over the river. One of those times when I saw a great shot and actually had my camera with me. And the shot of Yellowstone Prong, was a backpacking trip that I actually carried the DiMage along (a lot less trouble than my old Minolta.) Someone once said “I’m not responsible for the beauty, only the recording of it.”
Well, I don’t shoot as much anymore because of the aforementioned focus issue (very annoying), so if any of my readers wants to give me a Nikon D90, that would be OK.
I still carry around a small Fujitsu point and shoot, but it’s just not the same.
So, the coffee maker just made the gurgling sound that I love so much so I’m outta here!

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September 3, 2009 at 7:49 am
terri
Renaissance Man…
You can write with a quick wit, work on computers, play guitar, invest in real estate, shoot the perfect landscape, admit a love of cats, be a Power Seller on ebay, perhaps have even read Shakespeare…and most importantly…can make the perfect POT of coffee.
I as I often say, “I am nothing, if not flexible”.
Yesterday I…led Morning Prayer, negotiated the sell of two lots that won’t perk, wrote the September Newsletter, sent out a memo on How to Deal with Oppositional Behavior, sprayed for ants, counseled two sisters with 12 children between them, researched the family history of someone who wants to give us a painting, cleaned up a scraped knee, saved someone else’s pictures to my computer, repaired the computer of our Financial Assistant, had prayers for a student who broke his arm…AGAIN, sprayed WD-40 in the locks of the doors at he school, emailed a bid for Erosion Control on a site in Augusta, worked on raising money for the Boys and Girls Club, negotiated getting a copy of the “Bubba” Commercials from former Gov. Jim Hodges, navigated the murky waters of Financial Aid for my college student, loved my two cats & two dogs, listened to Chris Young’s new CD ‘The Man I Want to Be’, cooked supper, bought some china off ebay and read some mindless fiction. (You will surely notice the conspicuous absence of anything related to cleaning.)
Lawid hep me…let me get back to MY perfect pot of coffee…and what surprises THIS day will bring.
I always intend to keep my camera with me, too. I comfort myself by saying that ONE DAY, I will have all the time I need to ride around taking pictures…it just won’t be anytime soon.
Have a great day, my multi-talented friend!
September 3, 2009 at 7:54 am
terri
Dang! Please insert this line between …can make the perfect POT of coffee.
SURELY, WE ARE KINDRED SPIRITS.
I as I often say, “I am nothing, if not flexible”.
(Must have been deleted and without it, your abilities and my day are not tied together!) Oh to be as talented as you AND to have a full-time proof reader!
September 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Tim
Terri,
You’re awesome! I’m realizing more and more why we were friends in college.
I bow to the Queen of Multi-tasking.
You really need to write….
September 3, 2009 at 8:15 am
Wayne
So old friend, is the focus issue a camera focus issue . . . or just OLD eyes .
September 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Tim
Well, there are definitely old eye issues here. But as Elrohir below me has confirmed. There is also a camera issue. You see, the camera is supposed to focus WITHOUT the aid of my old eyes…..
September 3, 2009 at 10:20 am
ElrohirFindicano
To Wayne: some would argue it’s the eyes, and normally I would too, but this IS a camera issue… (not saying it’s no the eyes too, just saying it IS a camera issue! LOL)
To Coffee Man: wow, this is a pretty good blog you’re building up… Doing a good job of keeping from ranting too much (“not that there’s anything wrong with that…” LOL).
What will he blog about next? Join us next time to find out! Same bat time, same bat chanel!
September 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Tim
Mwahaha! “Not that there’s anything wrong with that…” from the Ranting King himself.
September 6, 2009 at 8:51 am
Batista bro
Hahaha
“not that there’s anything wroong with that…”
Yes.
As i I sit in this glass box of coffee and…well… Glass. I have come to the realization that I am bored…. Also, I too would like to have a camera. Coming in here ever Saturday and Sunday morning watching the sun rise. Even though I wouldn’t get a good shot seeing that I’m surrounded by power lines and buildings. But, I have a chance. I got one pretty good shot with my phone the other day.
Anyhow.
So the other day I was making a coffee for someone and they were like woah! That’s great! And I was like yeah! But i hadn’t given him
his coffee yet… I was confused…
Oh! Gotta go, coffees a brewin.
:p
September 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Tim
I’m telling you… The Misadventures of BaristaBro. That’s your blog, right there. Just do it!
September 10, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Jenny
Awwwwriiiiiight! Possum Kingdom.
I love the way you write, and the way you shoot pictures. Wish I could do that. Either one.
Next time I’m in Greenville maybe we can grab a coffee and solve the world’s problems. I have a feeling you’d be good at that!
September 14, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Tim
Yeah! We should do coffee at Liquid Highway! That would be great!
September 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Tina
Good writing – makes for great reading. Can’t wait for the next installment.
Love the pics.
Makes me feel good that such a connoiseur of coffee always complements the coffee I make.
September 14, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Tim
Tina – Well, duh…. That’s cause your coffee is freakin’ awesome!
And thanks for the comment.
September 15, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Rush00027
Hey Coffee Man. I enjoy shooting too. Although I go through spurts. I used to carry el-cheepo cameras around everywhere I went and it ended up being very rewarding. I have 3 huge boxes of pictures of all my old friends and trips from the days in the youth. I bought a Canon EOS from Chris a few years back. Great camera! Took some great shots with it too! I’m more of a take a pic for the memories kinda person but I enjoy taking landscapes as well. I went downtown once and took some amazing pics of the Fall Park. Got so great pics from Freedom Weekend too.
Great blog! I’ll have to keep up a little better than I have. lol
September 23, 2009 at 11:51 pm
RUDY
SO what are you waiting for? After checking four times and finding nothing new I was sad. You see I had been having several glass is half empty days, so I was forced to locate someone having a glass is half full day. After sneaking up behind him like a ninja warrior, I cracked him with a ball bat. Then I poured his cup into mine. Now im having a great friggin day, glass is full and all. Hey it feels good to laugh, start clicking away on the keys.
October 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Tim
I noticed there seemed to be some interest in Yellowstone Prong (based on search requests.) Yellowstone Prong is the headwaters of the East Fork of the Pigeon River in Haywood County NC near Canton. The pic was shot at the bottom of the trail on the right side of the Graveyard Fields overlook off the Blue Ridge Parkway near milepost 418. Head South on the parkway from Hwy 276 and look to the right for the overlook. Or North on the parkway from Hwy 215 and look to the left.
Tim